Cornslaw Industries http://cornslaw.net Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:58:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Around the Cat in 80 Days http://cornslaw.net/aroundthecat/ http://cornslaw.net/aroundthecat/#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:31:05 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=1459 ]]> CyanideTamales-200Cyanide Tamales
01. Album intro
02. Stupid Girl
03. Action Adventure intro
04. Action Adventure
05. Pachyderms
06. Potato Queen
07. ABIGW intro
08. ABIGW
09. Fascist intro
10. Fascist sequence
11. I Whip Cheese intro
12. I Whip Cheese
13. John the Jock intro
14. John the Jock
15. Potato intro
16. Potato sequence
17. Munging
18. Machine
19. Dangerous
20. Dave on the organ
Player: VBR M3U
About: When I was in high school, I had a band-crush on these guys from afar. Around the Cat (In 80 Days), in its celebration of the fact that it was recorded on a four track by a bunch of geeky guys, represented so much of what I wanted to try to do with music at the time (and still today). It is smart, deeply referential, equally childish and cerebral, and snarky as hell. The four members of the Cyanide Tamales were some of the smartest “older kids” I met in school (they were all a few years older). I believe more than one was in the top 10 of their graduating class. It seemed to me like they didn’t care about being cool (’cause they really weren’t–look no further than the “mathletics” reference for evidence of this). And that to me, someone who was trying desperately to be cool, was so cool. Please enjoy one of the greatest things Yardley, Pennsylvania has ever produced (including what’s-her-name from Annie).
Release: CS1002
Year: 1992
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/AroundTheCatin80Days
Stream: VBR M3U
Zip: VBR ZIP
Notes: This is a remixed version of the original cassette. We assume Josh did that. We are waiting for notes from Josh on the band and the album. When we get them, we will incorporate them herein. We are also considering releasing a very non-remixed version of the album as recorded directly from one of the original cassette releases (this is also where all the images come from).
Images: CyanideTamales-1000 CyanideTamales-Tape1 CyanideTamales-Tape2 CyanideTamales-notes1 CyanideTamales-notes2 CyanideTamales-notes3 CyanideTamales-numbers
Related: Information on Cyanide Tamales at:http://www.physics.drexel.edu/~goldberg/princeton/tamales.html

Location of .zip file of Around the Cat (in 80 Days) (with the bonus track) at: http://www.skykstudios.org/skyk.html
]]> http://cornslaw.net/aroundthecat/feed/ 0 Girls Night Out http://cornslaw.net/girlsnightout/ http://cornslaw.net/girlsnightout/#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:59:28 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=2133 ]]> Girls Night Out
01. Introduction
02. Moondance
03. Knock on Wood
04. Land of 1000 Dances
05. My Girl
06. Just My Imagination
07. Get Ready
08. It’s Your Thing
09. Stir It Up
10. Do Right Woman, Do Right Man
11. Let’s Get It On
12. Waiting in Vain
13. Jam
14. Don’t Let Me Down
Player: VBR M3U
About: Girls Night Out (members of Hoots and Hellmouth, Mason Porter, and the Sermon; all formerly of Pilot Round the Sun) perform classic rock favorites at Carolyn and Colin’s wedding, June 27, 2009.
Release: CS1003
Year: 2010
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/GirlsNightOut
Stream: VBR M3U
Zip: VBR ZIP
Notes: Recorded by Rhys Herrmann. Introduction by Mark S. Bernard
Images:
Related: http://unclenickyrecords.com/products-page/mason-porter/thunder-in-the-valley
]]> http://cornslaw.net/girlsnightout/feed/ 0 Maxworthing http://cornslaw.net/maxworthing/ http://cornslaw.net/maxworthing/#comments Sat, 02 Jan 2010 16:54:07 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=2113 ]]> Maxworthing - J QuaJ Qua
01. 0-820
02. 820-1640
03. 2solo2
04. 1640-2500 / 1640-820
05. 110-1
Player: VBR M3U
About: 2 guitar solos recorded on the crown heights/prospect heights borderline in a  ‘hospital’, 9/11/09
edited over the following two weeks via tascam portastudio 424mkII & garageband
Release: CS1001
Year: 2010
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/Maxworthing
Stream: VBR M3U
Zip: VBR ZIP
Notes: Editor’s note: This is also our first release of 2010 and our sixth year!
Images:
Related: D'Aqua - Gatorade Doc Mailman - Is It Too Doc Mailman Qua Judge Kiddo - Deco Ambler
]]> http://cornslaw.net/maxworthing/feed/ 0 I Do It (Because He Loves Me) http://cornslaw.net/idoit/ http://cornslaw.net/idoit/#comments Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:04:10 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=2059 ]]> Embryonic Truth Brigade - I Do It (Because He Loves Me) The Embryonic Truth Brigade
01. Doctor Oid
02. AutoComProCut
Player: Stream I Do It (Because He Loves Me) by The Embryonic Truth Brigade
About: The Embryonic Truth Brigade is Fuzzy Columbia and Zayta Portway. This short album was apparently recorded some years ago and forgotten. In 2009 it was found and sent to Cornslaw Industries. Fuzzy and Zayta are other people too.
Release: CS0918
Year: 2009
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/IDoItbecauseHeLovesMe
Stream: MP3 via M3U
Zip: Whole directory
Notes:
Images: 1000-ETB-becasue
Related:
]]> http://cornslaw.net/idoit/feed/ 0 Gatorade http://cornslaw.net/gatorade/ http://cornslaw.net/gatorade/#comments Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:39:39 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=2042 ]]> D'Aqua - GatoradeD’Aqua
01. Once Upon a Time
02. Bucklecouch
03. The Museum of Natural History of All Places
04. Touch My Baby
05. Months of Horses’ Focus (Rock N’ Roll Re-Mix)
06. Segovia!
07. (Easy Nowcaptain) Hail Who?
08. Clothes Moths
09. Asterisssss…,
10. What You Owe Me (Cattle of 1,000 Horses)
11. Cheddar Shakiness Sung’ll +
12. Troytoid
13. Dog of My Ilk edit
14. R.L.R.H.E.L.
15. Who Do You Think It Is?! by D’Aqua
16. Fund Trustlers
17. PPDeLay
Player:
About: A conversation between friends:
A: I just tried to send you the album through [website omitted]. I think it worked. Please let me know if it didn’t. The cover is attached and the text that would go along with the album is: ”Composed by Smart Man and Senior Teen, 2009.”
B: No. Didn’t seem to get it.
A: Bummer! I just tried again. It says it was sent. I’ll have to try another method tonight. do you know of any other good/free file sharing sites?
B: I think “C” usually uses [website omitted]. No, wait, it’s the other one. Which one do you use, “C?” I like [website omitted].
C: We could try using the [website omitted] server…
A: I think today’s the day.
Release: CS-0917
Year: 2009
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/Gatorade
Stream: M3U
Zip: Whole directory
Notes: D’Aqua = Doc Mailman + Qua Judge
Images: 1000-daqua-gatorade
Related: Qua Judge Kiddo - Deco Ambler Doc Mailman - Is It Too Doc Mailman
]]> http://cornslaw.net/gatorade/feed/ 0 Crac(kle) http://cornslaw.net/crac/ http://cornslaw.net/crac/#comments Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:54:40 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=2028 ]]> Danger Vacuum - CrackleDanger Vacuum
01. 80011
02. 80015
03. 80010
04. 80012
05. 80005 through 80016
Player:
About: I ordered a Cracklebox from Steim in the summer of 2009. A few weeks later (actually several weeks, but it was worth it) I received my Cracklebox in the mail. The Cracklebox is essentially a devise witch allows the user to create a series of controlled shorts and mis-wirings using his/her own body as a conduit. Each player will produce a particular performance of the instrument depending on weight, body heat, pressure, recent meals, contact, and sequence of interaction with the instrument. This was the first couple days I played with it.
Release: CS0916
Year: 2009
Archive.org: http://archive.org/details/Crackle
Stream: VBR M3U
Zip: VBR ZIP
Notes: Recored without edits live to a Fostex digital eight track with a microphone places extremely close to the instrument. Track five is an accidental mix of four takes.
Images: Danger Vacuum - Crac(kle) cover image
Related: Danger Vacuum - Read Danger Vacuum - Grene
]]> http://cornslaw.net/crac/feed/ 0 Karma Asada http://cornslaw.net/karmaasada/ http://cornslaw.net/karmaasada/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:33:57 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=1996 ]]> 200-cacto-karmaCactopus
01. From Austin to Seattle
02. Cactopus
03. Jumbo Shrimp
04. Flow Chart
05. Man With An Axe
06. Rocket Up a Star
07. Triggerfish
08. American Myth
09. Lonely Surfer
Player: Under Construction
About: About the album coming soon.
Release: X
Year: X
Archive.org: X
Stream: X
Zip: X
Notes: X
Images: 1000-cacto-karma 800-cacto-karma-sideB 800-cacto-karma-sideA
Related: X
]]> http://cornslaw.net/karmaasada/feed/ 0 Johnson, Navin R. http://cornslaw.net/navin/ http://cornslaw.net/navin/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:49:07 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=1407 ]]> National RocKombo - Johnson, Navin R.National RocKombo
01. Tough Guy, Eh
02. i Ride-By Yahoo!
03. Heavenly Hell
04. Good ol’ Sing-A-Long
05. Later
Player:
About: Like the namesake of this cassette, the National RocKombo had a special purpose that they never did quite understand. Overwrought on an excessive number of tracks, these songs have the sound of a mad un-genius struggling to cram a lifetime of stupid ideas onto one recording. One song was stolen (”Heavenly Hell” from Dave Cash of New Orleans, LA), one was conceived in a hazy post-operative dream state (”Later”), and another was titled after mishearing the name of Drive Like Jehu (”Ride-By Yahoo”). “Tough Guy, Eh” was a weak attempt to write a guitar part like Gar Wood in Tanner, and” Good ol’ Sing Along” features both the most poorly executed Neil Diamond samples ever AND the only known use of the word “anadramous” in a song not written by an ichthyologist. The success of the original release was so spectacular that the band then turned to covering better albums by other people like Hot August Night and Village Green Preservation Society.
Release: CS0910
Year: 1996
Archive.org: http://archive.org/details/JohnsonNavinR
Stream: VBR M3U
Zip: VBR ZIP
Notes: Recorded from original cassette release. Cornslaw note: We used a new setup and are not sure if we are entirely happy with the A-D transfer.
Images: Nation RocKombo - Johnson, Navin R. cover image
Related: Cactopus
]]> http://cornslaw.net/navin/feed/ 0 Dedication to John Howard Knee http://cornslaw.net/johnhowardknee/ http://cornslaw.net/johnhowardknee/#comments Sat, 22 Aug 2009 19:28:09 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=1451 ]]> Dedication to John Howard Knee - 1000000 a.d.1000000 a.d.
01. DTV Transition
02. Weekend at Hen’s Head
03. Van Ser Union
04. Triscuit Whiskers
05. Marx Dill-io
06. Waterfront Living
Player: Player currently down, stream below by clicking VBR M3U or visiting archive.org page.
About: In December of 2008, three members of the loosely knit collective 1000000 a.d., Manwerd, Bleh, and C.P., met in an undisclosed Philadelphia location to record the basic tracks of what would become Dedication to John Howard Knee. The three members then left each other’s company that evening with the intention of producing three different albums dedicated to a man named John Howard Knee. Thus far, e-Thrice’s version, Dedication to John Howard Knee, is the only one of the planned trilogy to be turned over to the Cornslaw Industries Board of Directors. In the words of e-Thrice, this one’s a mess.
Release: CS0909
Year: 2009
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/DedicationToJohnHowardKnee
Stream: VBR M3U
Zip: VBR ZIP
Notes: Basic tracks recorded onto analog 8 track tape in December, 2008 in Philadelphia. The tracks were then transfered to an analog Portostudio and a digital Fostex 8 track. Additional tracks were recorded in Brooklyn, NY in the late Winter and Spring of 2009.
Images: Dedication to John Howard Knee (cover image)
Related: 1000000 a.d. - 4 Tracks from the 4 Track II 1000000 a.d. - 1 Mil Press Conference The Prague Spirit EP 1000000 a.d. - 4 Tracks from the 4 Track 1000000 a.d. - Triple Six of Tuscaloosa 1000000 a.d. - Poli-Ticking At Gore Grange 1000000 a.d. - est. yesterday 1000000 a.d. - Come On Lincoln 1000000 a.d. - Break out the poison we’re going to see the prince’s oracle
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