Cornslaw Industries http://cornslaw.net Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:51:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Weird Al Ruined My Life http://cornslaw.net/weirdal/ http://cornslaw.net/weirdal/#comments Wed, 14 Jul 2010 17:00:42 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=887 ]]> Various Artists Weird Al Ruined My Life 1. White & Nerdy (Existential Hero)
2. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota (James Eric)
3. I’m So Sick of You (A Candlelight Vigil)
4. Eat It (Tyler Kinney with The Grossly Misjudged Collective Works of Barry’s Listening)
5. You Don’t Love Me Anymore (James Eric)
6. Gump (Rusty Anderson)
7. Bob (Patrick Ripoll)
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About: We originally thought of this idea in 2008. We got a few submissions (great submissions!) early on, then it sat on a shelf while we waited for all the folks who showed interest (a couple dozen) and promised material (we are guilty of this too)… then life got in the way. As we said then, we still say now: “WEIRD AL RUINED MY LIFE is a loving tribute to a man you made pop fun and succeeding is getting the wrong lyrics stuck with those songs in your head.
Release: CS1008
Year: 2008, 2009, 2010
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/WeirdAlRuinedMyLife
Stream: VBR M3U
Zip: VBR ZIP
Notes: This took forever for us to finally just put together. Thank you to all the artists that submitted stuff (some two years ago). Please support them:

Rusty, if you come across this site, please send us your contact information so we can add it above.
Related: Chinese Democracy a tribute to an unheard album
]]> http://cornslaw.net/weirdal/feed/ 0 Blood, Sugar, Sex, Wenis http://cornslaw.net/bssw/ http://cornslaw.net/bssw/#comments Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:19:29 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=2199 Wenis_BSSW CoverWenis
1. I Hate the Cable Company
2. Watching Her Cat
3. Branches
4. It Didn’t Work Out, But
We’ll Always Have Friday Night
(One Night Stand)
5. MILFs
6. Shit On My Heart
7. DesireeHeatherJenniferMaritzaLaurenJulie
8. Good Enough
9. Picked Last in Gym
10. Train Song
11. King Red
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About: Wenis’ sophmore effort was met with mixed reviews. A rag tag collection of both humorous and serious songs, the band couldn’t decide which direction to take the bulk of the material written for this album. And sadly, it shows. After the release of this album, the band decided on a lengthy hiatus…mainly because they got girlfriends
Release: CS1007
Year: 2002
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/BloodSugarSexWenis
Stream: VBR M3U
Zip: VBR ZIP
Notes: Originally self-released in 2002.
Images: Wenis_BSSW Cover
Related: Wenis_Xmas Cover Wenis_Wipe Album Cover Wenis_Hemo Cover Wenis di Milo cover
]]> http://cornslaw.net/bssw/feed/ 0 The Happy Potential of Swings http://cornslaw.net/swings/ http://cornslaw.net/swings/#comments Wed, 26 May 2010 02:25:55 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=2230 TheHappyPotentialOfSwingsVertinsky Dogs
01. 5th avenue
02. Карамельная леди (Candy Lady)
03. Ольга (Olga)
04. Кори Фармак (Kory Farmak)
05. В гитарном шуме (In guitar noise)
06. Покер, перферанс (Poker, preference)
07. Супермодель (Supermodel)
08. В некотором княжестве у моря (In some princedom at the sea)
09. Каренина (Karenina)
10. Сквозь пену дней (Through foam of days)
Player:
About: The second release from our Russian friends from West Siberia.
Release: CS-1006
Year: 2010
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/TheHappyPotentialOfSwings
Stream: VBR M3U
Zip: VBR ZIP
Notes:
Images: TheHappyPotentialOfSwings
Related: Vertinsky Dogs - On My Lap
]]> http://cornslaw.net/swings/feed/ 0 Our Cube House Still Rocks http://cornslaw.net/cubehouse/ http://cornslaw.net/cubehouse/#comments Sun, 02 May 2010 23:17:13 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=2227 Pity da Fool - Our Cubehouse Still RocksPity Da Fool
01. Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny
02. Loser
03. Truckasaurus
04. PDF Theme Song
05. On the Farm
06. Elian
07. I Got What it Takes
08. Hey Foxes!
09. Trumpet Tune
10. Matador
11. Robot Railroad
12. Heavy Metal Vomit Party
13. Lightning Bolt
14. Drink to Pity da Fool
Player:
About: For information regarding this release, please read Matt Barbee’s “Pity da Fool: A Liberal Education” at the Pity da Fool page.
Release: CS1005
Year: 2000 (2010)
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/OurCubeHouseStillRocks
Stream: VBR M3U
Zip: VBR ZIP
Notes: Matt has provided an extensive article on the band and this album at the Pity da Fool page.
Images: Pity da Fool - Our Cubehouse Still Rocks
Related: Gleet, World Singers Preted, Happy Rainbow Death, The Impossible Shapes, The Dirty Muggs, Buffalino, Uno Moss
]]> http://cornslaw.net/cubehouse/feed/ 0 Wenis di Milo http://cornslaw.net/wenisdimilo/ http://cornslaw.net/wenisdimilo/#comments Sat, 27 Mar 2010 17:04:48 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=2196 ]]> Wenis di Milo coverWenis
01. Champs!
02. Hot Chocolate
03. Sunset
04. If I Could
05. I Take It Back
06. Untitled
07. Bubblegum
08. Hey Snakes
09. In The Wind
10. Opaque
11. Sorry I F’d Your Roommate
12. Medusa
13. The More I Drink…
Player:
About: The explosive breakout album from this dastardly duo turned the music industry on it’s head. Although the recording quality on Wenis di Milo is a bit sub-par compared to their later efforts, Wenis hit it out of the park with their first album.
Release: CS1004
Year: 2001
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/WenisDiMilo
Stream: VBR M3U
Zip: VBR ZIP
Notes: Recorded and self-released by the band in 2001, released through Cornslaw Industries in 2010. Fun fact: Wenis’s Greg played in Dewback contemporary Arugula in the early 1990s.
Images: Wenis di Milo cover
Related: Wenis_Xmas Cover Wenis_Wipe Album Cover Wenis_Hemo Cover Wenis_BSSW Cover
]]> http://cornslaw.net/wenisdimilo/feed/ 0 Around the Cat in 80 Days http://cornslaw.net/aroundthecat/ http://cornslaw.net/aroundthecat/#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:31:05 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=1459 ]]> CyanideTamales-200Cyanide Tamales
01. Album intro
02. Stupid Girl
03. Action Adventure intro
04. Action Adventure
05. Pachyderms
06. Potato Queen
07. ABIGW intro
08. ABIGW
09. Fascist intro
10. Fascist sequence
11. I Whip Cheese intro
12. I Whip Cheese
13. John the Jock intro
14. John the Jock
15. Potato intro
16. Potato sequence
17. Munging
18. Machine
19. Dangerous
20. Dave on the organ
Player: VBR M3U
About: When I was in high school, I had a band-crush on these guys from afar. Around the Cat (In 80 Days), in its celebration of the fact that it was recorded on a four track by a bunch of geeky guys, represented so much of what I wanted to try to do with music at the time (and still today). It is smart, deeply referential, equally childish and cerebral, and snarky as hell. The four members of the Cyanide Tamales were some of the smartest “older kids” I met in school (they were all a few years older). I believe more than one was in the top 10 of their graduating class. It seemed to me like they didn’t care about being cool (’cause they really weren’t–look no further than the “mathletics” reference for evidence of this). And that to me, someone who was trying desperately to be cool, was so cool. Please enjoy one of the greatest things Yardley, Pennsylvania has ever produced (including what’s-her-name from Annie).
Release: CS1002
Year: 1992
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/AroundTheCatin80Days
Stream: VBR M3U
Zip: VBR ZIP
Notes: This is a remixed version of the original cassette. We assume Josh did that. We are waiting for notes from Josh on the band and the album. When we get them, we will incorporate them herein. We are also considering releasing a very non-remixed version of the album as recorded directly from one of the original cassette releases (this is also where all the images come from).
Images: CyanideTamales-1000 CyanideTamales-Tape1 CyanideTamales-Tape2 CyanideTamales-notes1 CyanideTamales-notes2 CyanideTamales-notes3 CyanideTamales-numbers
Related: Information on Cyanide Tamales at:http://www.physics.drexel.edu/~goldberg/princeton/tamales.html

Location of .zip file of Around the Cat (in 80 Days) (with the bonus track) at: http://www.skykstudios.org/skyk.html
]]> http://cornslaw.net/aroundthecat/feed/ 0 Girls Night Out http://cornslaw.net/girlsnightout/ http://cornslaw.net/girlsnightout/#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:59:28 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=2133 ]]> Girls Night Out
01. Introduction
02. Moondance
03. Knock on Wood
04. Land of 1000 Dances
05. My Girl
06. Just My Imagination
07. Get Ready
08. It’s Your Thing
09. Stir It Up
10. Do Right Woman, Do Right Man
11. Let’s Get It On
12. Waiting in Vain
13. Jam
14. Don’t Let Me Down
Player: VBR M3U
About: Girls Night Out (members of Hoots and Hellmouth, Mason Porter, and the Sermon; all formerly of Pilot Round the Sun) perform classic rock favorites at Carolyn and Colin’s wedding, June 27, 2009.
Release: CS1003
Year: 2010
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/GirlsNightOut
Stream: VBR M3U
Zip: VBR ZIP
Notes: Recorded by Rhys Herrmann. Introduction by Mark S. Bernard
Images:
Related: http://unclenickyrecords.com/products-page/mason-porter/thunder-in-the-valley
]]> http://cornslaw.net/girlsnightout/feed/ 0 Maxworthing http://cornslaw.net/maxworthing/ http://cornslaw.net/maxworthing/#comments Sat, 02 Jan 2010 16:54:07 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=2113 ]]> Maxworthing - J QuaJ Qua
01. 0-820
02. 820-1640
03. 2solo2
04. 1640-2500 / 1640-820
05. 110-1
Player: VBR M3U
About: 2 guitar solos recorded on the crown heights/prospect heights borderline in a  ‘hospital’, 9/11/09
edited over the following two weeks via tascam portastudio 424mkII & garageband
Release: CS1001
Year: 2010
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/Maxworthing
Stream: VBR M3U
Zip: VBR ZIP
Notes: Editor’s note: This is also our first release of 2010 and our sixth year!
Images:
Related: D'Aqua - Gatorade Doc Mailman - Is It Too Doc Mailman Qua Judge Kiddo - Deco Ambler
]]> http://cornslaw.net/maxworthing/feed/ 0 I Do It (Because He Loves Me) http://cornslaw.net/idoit/ http://cornslaw.net/idoit/#comments Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:04:10 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=2059 ]]> Embryonic Truth Brigade - I Do It (Because He Loves Me) The Embryonic Truth Brigade
01. Doctor Oid
02. AutoComProCut
Player: Stream I Do It (Because He Loves Me) by The Embryonic Truth Brigade
About: The Embryonic Truth Brigade is Fuzzy Columbia and Zayta Portway. This short album was apparently recorded some years ago and forgotten. In 2009 it was found and sent to Cornslaw Industries. Fuzzy and Zayta are other people too.
Release: CS0918
Year: 2009
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/IDoItbecauseHeLovesMe
Stream: MP3 via M3U
Zip: Whole directory
Notes:
Images: 1000-ETB-becasue
Related:
]]> http://cornslaw.net/idoit/feed/ 0 Gatorade http://cornslaw.net/gatorade/ http://cornslaw.net/gatorade/#comments Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:39:39 +0000 admin http://cornslaw.net/?p=2042 ]]> D'Aqua - GatoradeD’Aqua
01. Once Upon a Time
02. Bucklecouch
03. The Museum of Natural History of All Places
04. Touch My Baby
05. Months of Horses’ Focus (Rock N’ Roll Re-Mix)
06. Segovia!
07. (Easy Nowcaptain) Hail Who?
08. Clothes Moths
09. Asterisssss…,
10. What You Owe Me (Cattle of 1,000 Horses)
11. Cheddar Shakiness Sung’ll +
12. Troytoid
13. Dog of My Ilk edit
14. R.L.R.H.E.L.
15. Who Do You Think It Is?! by D’Aqua
16. Fund Trustlers
17. PPDeLay
Player:
About: A conversation between friends:
A: I just tried to send you the album through [website omitted]. I think it worked. Please let me know if it didn’t. The cover is attached and the text that would go along with the album is: ”Composed by Smart Man and Senior Teen, 2009.”
B: No. Didn’t seem to get it.
A: Bummer! I just tried again. It says it was sent. I’ll have to try another method tonight. do you know of any other good/free file sharing sites?
B: I think “C” usually uses [website omitted]. No, wait, it’s the other one. Which one do you use, “C?” I like [website omitted].
C: We could try using the [website omitted] server…
A: I think today’s the day.
Release: CS-0917
Year: 2009
Archive.org: http://www.archive.org/details/Gatorade
Stream: M3U
Zip: Whole directory
Notes: D’Aqua = Doc Mailman + Qua Judge
Images: 1000-daqua-gatorade
Related: Qua Judge Kiddo - Deco Ambler Doc Mailman - Is It Too Doc Mailman
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