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The original concept behind the de-nonexistent-ing of old material that lead to the releasing of old material and the ultimate forming of the “trilogy” with 1954 and Being That We

Dr. Peace


This strange song is really more of an often improvised long form theme. Essentially, Jaffe is interested in telling you that a man named Dr. Peace is unable to meet

My Friend, Meli Caticane


My Friend, Meli Caticane… the more-than-slightly less offensive alternative to Switches, Knobs, and Fucking Levers. But, the tracks are essentially the same. Most of the tracks were programed using an

The First Few Times


The First Few Times is meant to be taken literally. This was taken from the “first few times” the Daven Mines performed/recorded/met. The Daven Mines represents a learned approach to

I Do It (Because He Loves Me)

  • CS060 • 2009 • STREAM • ZIP • ARCHIVE.ORG • The Embryonic Truth Brigade is Fuzzy Columbia and Zayta Portway. This short album was apparently recorded some years ago

A Very Wenis Christmas


A Christmas EP as only Wenis can do. Contains both holiday favorites [Ed. note: we’d call these more re-imaginings rather than covers] and Wenis originals. That’s it… that’s all the information

The Wipe Album


The Wipe Album is Wenis’s third studio album. It is the most ambitious album of the band’s illustrious career to date. Packed with humor, heartache, and twenty-something angst, The Wipe

Old News

We have delivered what we consider “news” in so many different ways over the past ten years. So much of it is lost, so much more of it is inconsequential

In Ohio


This is the only known remnant recorded predominantly in the ill-fated MythLab Studios located in the southern end of a town we had geographically flipped when we signed the lease.

Bowmins’s Connect


• CS055 • 1997 • STREAM • ZIP • ARCHIVE.ORG • Michael’s second (we think) cassette release.

Na Klar!


Rescued from obscurity is the forgotten collection known to a select few simply as “Na Klar!” Na Klar was probably conceived originally as a collection, but ended up at the

Is It Too Doc Mailman


Written and recorded by M. Maffei in New York City over 2007 and 2008, the inaugural Doc Mailman album, Is It Too Doc Mailman sounds like a dog on a carpet.



This is two guitar solos recorded “on the crown heights/prospect heights borderline in a  ‘hospital'” on September 11, 2009. It was “edited over the following two weeks via tascam portastudio

Come On Lincoln


For all intents and purposes, this is the first 1000000 a.d. collection. It was also one of the first four releases by Cornslaw Industries in the fall of 2004. It



• CS047 • 2009 • STREAM • ZIP • ARCHIVE.ORG • Short experimental piece from two members of the Cornslaw Industries family moonlighting as Skelebundles. In the tradition of other

A History of Cornslaw Industries, Part 1 (IFNOR)

In (or around) 2002, I got my first URL (update) that didn’t include terms like “SunsetStrip.” It was ifnor.com. I did very little with it beyond direct it to my

Lodge Breakfast


For years, this was all we knew (or assumed) about the 15 Year Old Mothers and their Lodge Breakfast: “Recorded somewhere in Lehigh County, PA sometime in the early 2000’s

Celebration Tale of the River Road


• CS056 • 2000 • STREAM • ZIP • ARCHIVE.ORG • Michael’s third cassette release (and third or fourth release). We’ll fill in some of this information soon.

Meli Caticane Says “Fuck Your Candy Canes”


Lost for too long, prefabricated and re-formulated in 2008, rescued from damaged and obsolete MIDI files. Originally programmed and recorded in the Fall of 1996, and released (i.e. played for

Dewback II


Taken from tapes and tapes of material, Dewback II is a collection of “studio” tracks (for lack of a better word) recorded between 1992 and 1995. It is also known as

Our Tenth Anniversary

Screen Shot 2014-01-09 at 9.56.01 PM Happy new year to anyone who finds him/herself here, for some reason. We're never sure why. Head over to our Facebook and say "hello." We'll see it in a couple months and say "hi" back. So, what are

Cyber Monday Sale


Everything’s free… but that’s everyday at Cornslaw Industries (except for a few select physical items).

Download, distribute, create anew!